Special K- He’s gay as fuck.
Me- He’s blind.
Special K- What does that have to do with anything?
Me- He’s blind.
Special K- What does that have to do with anything?
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When someone starts to speak another language around you and you kno Damn well they speak English, assume they are speaking about you!
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Bareskin by Trojan
Thanks but no thanks! I feel like shit today, but I’m not complaining. Life’s in the stage where u don’t complain about seeing blood and cramping nemore. You rejoice in the fact knowing now you don’t have to stay with this old wrinkled motherfucker to support u and your bastard baby.
I guess sperm become not such good swimmers around fifty.
So now I am laying here in bed curled in the fetus position as my body expels the life that could have been.
I know pregnancy isn’t for me. I can barely take cramps!
But I guess I can look on the bright side, I am back to planning my big move: Los Angeles or Atlanta. What will it be? Hmmmm.
Oh yeah! A word to the wise, Bareskin aren’t lying when they say they are the thinnest condom ever.
Thanks for the week of stress Trojan!
